SMOKE S-POT It was a sunny day at the tail end of August, school had just begun. I sit atop the mountain looking out among the beautiful lake. Beside me sits Daniel Brown, who is lighting up a backwoods. I watch the butane flame dance upon the end of the end, sparking to life, Daniel […]

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Wandering Years

Perpetually a lost and confused little girl, follows everything with- “I don’t know.” And when someone tries to explain, the answer is- “I don’t care.” At least she’s self aware enough to know that she doesn’t know, and doesn’t care. But was she can’t figure out is what she does know, or does care about. […]

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Birds & Stars

Sometimes I feel my sanity slipping away. My hands sore from gripping it for too long. Clock gears are shifting through my head so fast I can hardly tell the time. It’s hard to stay stable when you’re hardly able to be… I get so crazy sometimes. I can hardly tell the time. Sometimes I […]

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Ronald The Fat Ass

Chapter 1 I haven’t left my home in over 16 years. The last time I left it was February 14th 2002. I had a skype date with my webcam girl; it was our 3 year anniversary. Her skype name was sexybaby6969, she wouldn’t tell me her real name. As far as she was concerned, I […]

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“Ok, so the theme for this month is trash?” I ask the group, everyone nods in agreement. The door is ajar, an old woman walks down the hallway bent over. Her jaw aligned with her pelvis. Our eyes are glued to this old woman as she waddles past. “What the fuck?” The guy sitting next […]

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I’m trying to figure out how I can be happy and stop questioning everything so much. From all my questioning of everything in life the only conclusions I have reached is that there is no good, and there is no bad. There is no right thing, because there is no wrong thing. Everything is so […]

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The most memorable thing about Karen was that she would always scream- “BECAUSE I AM A NICE FUCKING PERSON.” At the top of her lungs after she did anything a normal human would do. She would hold the door open for you, and shriek- “I AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I AM A NICE FUCKING PERSON.” […]

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